I am a big fan of self-improvement and I realize that I would be a better person if I never use the word “douche-bag” again. Not because it is offensive, but mainly because the majority of people who use it are huge douches, and it is way too common now. Although I stole the word from someone else, I used the word back when it was “cool” to say, and now it’s too mainstream. I realized this while driving my car yesterday shortly after writing the previous post. I will replace the word with either “ass-bag” or “butt-bag” that i learned about yesterday. I would like to get reader opinions about which word they think is better, butt-bag or ass-bag. I am leaning towards the latter but I have been waffling on my decision.