I was at Barnes and Nobles the other day looking at books. I was perusing the New Books area and I couldn’t help but to notice a book with the word “Ass” on the cover. Of course I had to take a closer look.
The book is called “Think Big and Kick Ass”. It is written by Donald Trump. Mr. Trump has an expression on his face and points at the camera as if he is about to kick the camera man’s ass. It is hilarious. I have never even touched a book by Donald Trump, and I am willing to at least skim through any book at Barnes and Nobles. I never even saw “The Apprentice” although I am guilty of watching the cheap knock-off by Mark Cuban; “The Benefactor”. I never really held any kind of opinion about Donald Trump, not really negative or high.
Anyway, the “cover” of the book was so funny that I had to open it to read it. I happened to turn to the chapter titled “Revenge”. After a few minutes I was trying to contain my laughter in the bookstore. It is the only time I read something at a bookstore that was so funny that I was embarrassed by my own laughter.
His belief is that when someone “screws you” as he says, you have to “screw them” much worse, otherwise you are a “schmuck”. He says this many times in the chapter. He then gives examples of all of the people who he got revenge on. It was the funniest thing ever. He describes Rosie O’Donnell as a “degenerate”. I love that word! He says that Mark Cuban is a loser, and time will prove this. Mark Cuban, according to Trump has no TV personality and looks like a Neanderthal. Skimming the chapter on “revenge” was enough to make me purchase the book. I admit I was very embarrassed purchasing the book. I even was kind of hoping that not too many people would be in line when I made the purchase. I gave it to the cashier person “cover down” so the ridiculous cover would not be viewable.
This book is absolutely entertaining. I am pretty sure a 5th grader can read it in a few hours. Donald Trump basically just talks about how bad ass he is, and how he wants to “screw” over everyone. He takes pride in “screwing people”. He even talks about all of the females he had sex with, and he described it as “screwing” them. He said that if he listed all of the famous people he had sex with, his book would automatically sell 10 million copies.
Overall this is one of the most entertaining books that I read in the last few years. I highly recommend everyone at least skim it in the bookstore. I never realized how funny Donald Trump is. Even though he is kind of a huge jerk, he is brutally honest and he doesn’t seem to care what negative feelings people have towards him. I will also start watching the Apprentice if it is on DVD.
