Hiring an undercover babysitter

I was having this convo that let me to a good idea:

I should just be a complete perfect person for 6 days a week with absolutely no leaks at all. Going to bed early, working out, eating healthy.

Then once a week I can be a complete degenerate: on the condition that I hire an “undercover babysitter”.

Basically I pay some dude $20 an hour to drive me around to bars and stuff, and just pretend to be a friend. Little do people know that his job is to stay sober, and make sure I don’t get killed or arrested. Pretty simple!

I am thinking about posting an ad to craigslist just to see what happens.

Jaws 4: The Revenge

I never saw this movie but I am tempted. Apparently this is the worst movie ever. It has the “it was just a dream” trick several times, the shark follows the protagonist on an airplane (for revenge) and the main character has “flashbacks” to things that she never saw (from earlier Jaws movies).

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/19870720/REVIEWS/707200301/1023