I was having this convo that let me to a good idea:
I should just be a complete perfect person for 6 days a week with absolutely no leaks at all. Going to bed early, working out, eating healthy.
Then once a week I can be a complete degenerate: on the condition that I hire an “undercover babysitter”.
Basically I pay some dude $20 an hour to drive me around to bars and stuff, and just pretend to be a friend. Little do people know that his job is to stay sober, and make sure I don’t get killed or arrested. Pretty simple!
I am thinking about posting an ad to craigslist just to see what happens.
